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DBZ: Hardcore DBZ: Hardcore

Rated 5 / 5 stars

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Hey pheonix, it was your fault for thinking hardcore meant porn.



smoke kills smoke kills

Rated 5 / 5 stars

man this shit is fuckin classic.

classic, funny ass classic shit, I belly laughed like Santa.


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Kabul Weather Channel Kabul Weather Channel

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Sux0rs!!

Well, first off, that movie sucked, but, to the more pressing point, this athiest aussie dude who thinks he knows all about ethics or some shit. Dude, Osama is not a nice guy, and he did not fight off the communists, the Americans tought the afgani's gurrila tactics and shit and helped out to fuck up the USSR, then after the gulf war and shit the Americans kept military bases in the middle east to stop wars n' shit, then them dumb fuckin Arabs start shit with Israel, which then should know, America has a thing for protecting that tiny piss ass country, so why don't they just back the fuck up? I'm not saying America is a morally clean country, I'm just saying you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Ps. MOVIE REALLY REALLY FUCKING SUCKED ASS!!!


Recent Game Reviews


Kill Santa! Kill Santa!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

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how the fuck do you throw the grenade



Optical iLLUSIONS Vol. 2 Optical iLLUSIONS Vol. 2

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

vanity table?

No, you see, it's one woman, it's actually a mirror, don't even know what your talking about. The no sex one was good, majic eye was good, that 3-d skating one, oooh, blue and red tint! I could do that too, I bet I can make a better 3d image than you can.



Absalom RPG (Flash 5) Absalom RPG (Flash 5)

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

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Well, for one thing I never really liked rpg's, so I'm guna be a bit bias. Anyway, the drawings were poor, the sound was annoying, and it was TOO DAMN HARD, apart from that the action scripting etc was fuckin brilliant. Next time you make an rpg, get some help with graphics, and have more problem solving, all you can do is walk around and hope you don't have to fight anyone, I hope this critisism has been constructive.


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